CAILLOU THE GROWNUP (EPISODE)/Transcript

Transcript

 * [the video starts at Caillou's house, while he is being served with cereal, his eyes follow the cereal and milk falling into the plate. Caillou eats a spoonful of the cereal, and swallows it. Then he sees Daddy reading a newspaper]
 * Caillou: What's that, Daddy?
 * Daddy: Just looking into getting in some new car insurance. [goes back to reading the newspaper]
 * Caillou: I want car insurance too, Daddy!
 * Daddy: Well, Caillou, I was hoping you'd be able to afford your own by now. [goes back to reading the newspaper with an angry expression]
 * [suddenly, Mommy comes in, she has a purse in her arm]
 * Mommy: All right, Caillou. I'm going to the store.
 * Caillou: Okay, Mommy! I don't want to go to the store! I want to stay with [puts his face next to Daddy, and Daddy looks surprised] Daddy!
 * Daddy: No, no, no, i-it's good, you should... don't-don't stay here. [Mommy leaves and closes the door]
 * Caillou: What's wrong, Daddy?
 * Daddy: You're a grown man, Caillou! Can you stop calling me "Daddy"?
 * Caillou: But, Daaaddy! [Caillou gets sad and starts crying] I love you! [the camera zooms into Caillou's crying face]
 * Daddy: I love you too, Caillou. But... you're not really progressing the way that we hoped.
 * [Rosie comes into the kitchen while vaping as Caillou speaks]
 * Caillou: What's that mean, Daddy?
 * Rosie: It means you're the worst, Caillou! Duh! Hey, Dad, can I vape in here?
 * Daddy: No, Rosie, can you just take it outside? [Rosie leaves and vapes on Caillou while leaving] But your sister's right, Caillou. Your whole act is just getting old and tired. [Rosie closes the door]
 * Caillou: What should I do, Daddy?
 * Daddy: I don't know. Go get a job?
 * Caillou: [angry] I'm gonna go to my room, Daddy! [Daddy facepalms]
 * [Caillou goes to his room]
 * Female narrator: So Caillou went up to his room to use his imagination.